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Joke of the Day

"Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!"

"Others have suggested it, so here it is! A dumb blonde joke thread! Post all of your blonde jokes here!"

"I like to picture my mom in the middle of the crowd at a Wu Tang concert, hands on her hips, just shouting grammar corrections back at them"

"Repeatedly referring to the electrician as a ""take charge kind of guy"" is a great way to make your doorbell turn on the garbage disposal."

"I like to send out texts saying ""Hey, I got a new phone and lost your number. Can I have it again?"" Just to see who`s dumb enough."

"What do you call a Pediatrist speeding in Michigan Lead foot"

"WRITER: A drifter & a rich lady fall in love WALT DISNEY: Can they be dogs? WR: A woman steals a couple's baby WD: Can the baby be 101 dogs?"

"I wish my new best friend from Spain came with subtitles, because pittbull only taught me uno do tres cuatro..."

"I saw a kid getting bullied by 4 people, so I decided to help out. He didn't stand a chance against the 5 of us."

"I tried to catch some fog the other day... Mist."