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Joke of the Day
"1. Go to seminary. 2. Get degree. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
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"My wife and I decided not to have kids The kids are taking it pretty hard"
"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"
"- I'd like to make a reservation. - Name? - Matthew McConaughey. - Can you spell that for me? - No."
"I once stayed up all night trying to figure out where the sun went Then it dawned on me."
"A Buddhist Monk goes into a pizza place... and says ""Make me one with everything""......"
"Lazy People Fact #5812672793. You were too lazy to read that number."