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Joke of the Day
"What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear? Thort thorts."
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"What is H1B for ""Come here often?"" ? Visit this establishment frequently ?"
"Star Wars really beat me in movies.. Rogue One, Me Zero."
"I like my coffee like Thomas Jefferson likes his women Hand picked from a field."
"There are some benefits to having alzheimers For example, you get to meet new people constantly."
"The Galaxy is the greatest rapper alive. It rhymes in universes. :)"
"If experience has taught me anything, I've forgotten what it was."
"How do you spot a modern spider ? He doesn't have a web he had a website !"
"Air Bud trembles in fear after the opposing team drapes a basketball jersey over a vacuum cleaner and puts it on their starting lineup."
"I hadn't seen it in a while, but at a concert last night I saw someone using a disposable camera... It gave me a flashback"