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Joke of the Day

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"In case nobody has Facebook, it's cold outside."

"Did you hear the rumor that Sodium was dating Chloride? Na, I would take that for a grain of salt."

"Why did the feminist cross the road To suck my dick."

"You know how birds fly in a V and sometimes one side is longer than the other? You know why that is? It's because there are more birds on that side."

"A priest asks a little girl what she knows about the resurrection She says ""I don't know much other than that if it lasts for more than four hours then you should call a doctor"""

"Friend showed me all the pics taken from the drone he got for Christmas, so I won't be renting the cottage on their farm after all."

"For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism."

"What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces? The US elections."

"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"