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Joke of the Day
"What did the fisherman say to the fisherwoman? Your place or mine"
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"What's the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma? When the damn coffin lid falls and hits you in the head."
"Give a dog a bone and you've made a friend for the day, teach a dog to bone and you'll have friends for life."
"A condom is like a plunger You never know when you will need it but it's great to have just in case."
"My Past, Present and Future walked into a bar. It was tense."
"News says there were a ""record number of marijuana seizures"" in 2015. Weird ... after all these decades I've never had a single seizure."
"I bought shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with but fuck you."
"3yo: *follows me into bathroom* Me: ""Privacy, please"" 3yo: ""Oh, right"" *closes door* ""Now we have privacy, Mommy"""
"How does Dracula eat his food? In *bite* size pieces"
"Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office? They do it right first time."