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Joke of the Day
"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."
Next Joke
"Every morning when the alarm goes off, I wake up & say ""it's time to chase my dreams!"" & then I press the snooze button & go back to sleep."
"The planet would be a better place if people would just be who they truly are. Human civilization would collapse within a week..."
"On a scale of 1 to Charlie Sheen, I'm at Mel Gibson drunk right now."
"What's Green and has 5 Wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels! Shnockers"
"What do terrorists and the American government have in common? They both blow up people who don't agree with them."
"What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? When you slap the mosquito it stops sucking."
"It's been so long, I can't even remember why rock, paper & scissors started fighting."
"They won't give me insurance on my phones anymore, but yet they don't make phones that survive being thrown against walls? It's nonsense..."
"There's plenty of fish in the sea(fixed) But until I find one I'm just stuck holding my rod"