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Joke of the Day

"That mini-heartattack you get when you sport a typo in your tweet."

"Thank God I'm an Athiest After seeing what happened in Paris! Religious people scare me!"

"what do you call a clan of barbarians you cant see? invisigoths"

"Tell 'em how it 'tis, not how it 'twas: Edition 3. The joke used to be ""If ya lick 'er, it's quicker"". Now it's: if ya pin 'er, yer in 'er."

"Whats the stupidest animal in the Jungle? the Polar Bear"

"What do they feed a gorilla when he goes to Paris? Ape Suzettes!"

"What do you do if you step on a landmine? Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area."

"What does a chicken call its backpack? A BokBok..."

"A liberal is just a conservative that hasn't been mugged yet."

"I drink Mountain Dew for the protective coating it leaves on my teeth. The kidney stones are a close second."