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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? It was okay, but had no atmosphere."

"Viagra thieves did you hear about the viagra thieves? The cops are looking for a group of hardened criminals"

"What's the difference between a lesbian and a straight girl? Four drinks."

"Girl, are you astrophysics? Because I don't know enough about you to finish this joke."

"INCREASINGLY DESPERATE GOOGLE SEARCH FOR ""HOW MANY SHADOWS SHOULD I HAVE?"""

"Why did the female war reenactors need to throw away their costumes? Because they weren't period-appropriate!"

"Why don't girls have beards? It's in their ""jeans"" ;)"

"What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? Pilot"

"Guess who I ran into when I went to get my glasses. Everybody"

"So a crossfitter, an atheist, and a vegan all walk into a bar. How do I know? Because they told everyone in the place within 30 seconds."