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Joke of the Day

"What has no life but a lot of spirit. (A ghost) You've been a terrific audiance!"

"DR DOG: *gives kid patient a sucker* MOM: what do u say KID: thanks mr dog DD: kid I didnt go to med school for 56 years to be called Mr Dog"

"I got kicked out of my Community Theatre group when the female director asked to see me limp. How was I to know she was talking about walking?"

"I went to the library the other day.. but I couldn't get in, it was fully booked."

"if accidentally consumed consult a doctor immediately, phew good thing i did it on purpose"

"I got breast removal surgery... Sorry I had to get that of my chest"

"Given how many times I've been poked, Googled, and deep crawled, you'd think I'd have a lot more to brag about."

"I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding."

"""Guess What?"" ""What?"" ""Good Guess"""

"Ironically Caps 'Lock' is a 'Key'."