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Joke of the Day
"I'm going to stand outside, so if anyone asks I am outstanding."
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"I remember the Christmas my son got me my first DVD. It was a rental...6 days overdue. And we didn't even have a DVD player!"
"What do you call a German virgin? Gudentite"
"Elephant How can you lift an elephant with one hand?"
"How many introverts does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Why does it have to be a group activity?"
"What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio? Stark lighting."