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Joke of the Day

"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."

"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."

"Yesterday at a job interview I filled my glass of water until it overflowed a little. ""Nervous?"" asked the interviewer I replied, ""No, I always give 110%"""

"Me: Damn dog is under the covers again! Wife: No she's not. She's next to the bed. Me: Oh. Wife: ... Me: Might be time to shave your legs."

"I almost hit a bunny but then i missed it by a hare."

"Did you hear about the woman who died at an orgy last night? She went down swinging."

"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"

"Q: What did the ghost say on December 25th? A: Scary Christmas!"

"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."

"My ex was an absolute treasure. By treasure, I mean you will need a map and a shovel to find her."