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Joke of the Day
"*sees guy dressed as ghost for Halloween* Hey buddy thats not funny, my grandma is a ghost"
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"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger"
"What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a small child? Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window."
"One for the Mexican holiday. What do you call four Mexicans drowning? Cuatro Sinko."
"What kind of bees make milk? boo-bees (boobies)"
"How much lube does the Hamburglar need to fuck his kinky girlfriend? About a quart to pound her with cheese."
"I hate when girls say, ""you probably say that to every girl."" don't you use the same resume when applying to different jobs?"
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are running for president... Well, look on the bright side, Dick Cheney is not president."
"Why did the customer choose T-Mobile? Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world."
"Ma'am...we're going to have to ask you to get off of the table. Ma'am... (me, trying to cuddle with my bacon cheese fries)"