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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I had a real Fairytale wedding. A wolf killed her grandma during the ceremony and then we ate stolen porridge from some bears."

"Bernie Sanders to cut the BS Now wants to be called Ernie Anders"

"My wife says she's leaving me because of my addiction to antidepressants. Won't be needing them anymore then."

"What is brown and sticky? A stick!"

"I've found a diner. Or maybe it's a house. Either way this little old lady is cooking me breakfast."

"My level of sarcasm's gotten to a point where I don't even know if I'm kidding or not."

"Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead"

"Why can't you have a party on the moon? There's just no atmosphere"

"I hear crowded elevators smell different to midgets it's because of all the assholes"

"I'm currently trying to remove all Cancers. Then I'll move on to Virgos."