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Joke of the Day

"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."

"I tried inventing a belt with a clock on it... It was a waist of time"

"Submit a joke This subreddit."

"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."

"Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"fuck that. A guy frantically searches his room then asks his grandma if she has found a bottle labeled LSD. Fuck that replies granny, have you seen the fucking dragon in the kitchen?"

"Beethoven was such a hipster... ... that he never even heard some of his own music."

"Guys, I just found a BUNCH of Mohicans!"

"What is a difference between Jesus and a Picture of Jesus? It takes one nail to hang a picture."

"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? A.I.D.S."