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Joke of the Day
"GPS: turn left onto High Street Husband: no thanks, I know a longer way."
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"I guess ""Victoria's Secret Angel"" does sound better than ""flightless pantybird"""
"Shout out to the people who... Don't know what the opposite of in is"
"God Plays Golf"
"Whats brown and rhymes with ""Snoop""? Dr. Dre"
"Read an article that said Google is making us dumber. whatever, I've always used Google and I'm super [googles synonym for smart] able."
"why dont jewish people like getting made fun of? Because millions of them already got roasted"
"I'm no accountant but I'm thinking if you sold your Escalade, you could probably afford a lawnmower. Maybe even some paint for the house."
"Who farted?"
"Even with all the flooding in LA I don't think the police should be able to shutdown the major roadways.. Because that's highway robbery"