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Joke of the Day

"Two nuns in an alleyway Two nuns were walking down an alleyway when a flasher jumps out. The first nun had a stroke but the second couldn't reach."

"There are 16 types of people in the world Those who understand Hexadecimal, and F the rest."

"Me: Ugh! I never know what to say in these situations... Friend: You say 'good morning' back"

"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"

"I woke up to find that someone pooped in my slow cooker. What a crock of shit!"

"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."

"A rapist, a priest, and a pedophile walk into a bar. They say ""ow"""

"Jane Austen really squandered the opportunity to write a sequel called ""2 Proud 2 Prejudiced."""

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."

"What's the difference between an Iraqi school and an Iraqi Army base? One poses a significant potential threat to ISIS and its continued existence. The other is an Iraqi Army base."