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Joke of the Day

"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben and Anna! Ben and Anna who ? Ben and Anna split!"

"A: Have you heard that joke they don't tell retards? B: No, I don't think that I have. A: ""..."""

"What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? Snowballs."

"To the guy in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket: You can hide, but can't run!"

"The act of questioning can be intimidating. Isn't it?"

"I went to a shop and asked the cashier, ""can I have a KitKat Chunky?"" After the cashier came back with a KitKat Chunky, I gave it back to her, saying ""I wanted a regular KitKat, fatso!"""

"What do you call an ESA engineer serving the comet lander? Philae Minion"

"Hey kids! Make your voice heard this election day by hiding your parents identification! (Not applicable in some states)"

"I hate all these PI days jokes They go on forever."