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Joke of the Day
"What does Pokemon Go and sex have in common? They're not for kids."
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"What do Bees wear in the winter? *Yellow Jackets*"
"A man finds 3 magic lamps in the Sahara.... ...he says ""Damn, I wish there was an outlet.""."
"Knock Knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who?"
"What kind of bees produce milk? Boo bees"
"A man calls a tobacco shop ... Caller: Do you have Prince Albert in a can?   Clerk: Yes.   Caller: Well, let him out!  "
"Every day is the first day of the rest of your life. So I live like a newborn, sleepy and confused."
"My girlfriend's at home tonight, baking. So hopefully the police don't look in the oven and find her."
"Written on the Bathroom Wall... *Here I sit Broken-hearted Tried to rhyme Couldn't even get the meter right.*"
"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."