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Joke of the Day
"If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability.."
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"Why are cliffhangers always hated?"
"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""
"Humans: we're not like snakes Also Humans: mmmm eggs"
"Here's what I've been thinking... How can a male have nut allergies?"
"i am practicing how to die in photogenic positions"
"I got a sweater for christmas... I really wanted a moaner but I got a sweater."
"You don't really know what's pain in the ass until.. ...you've had a hemorrhoid."
"Why is it weird that the Jews killed Jesus? They love prophets"
"Don't you hate it when you're typing something and you're thinking about something else so then you subconsciously type what you were tits."