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Joke of the Day

"What's the funniest smelling thing on the earth? An anchovies cunt."

"I went to the dentist today... He said I wasn't wiping enough and that I have an anal cavity."

"I'll tell you what I know about dwarfs! Very Little Courtesy of Jimmy Carr"

"Female without the vowels is 'FML'. Need I say more?"

"My cellphone is incredibly acidic... It's a pH one"

"There it is again. That feeling that I'm the only one in line who's ever been to an airport before. It's uncanny."

"What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ? 2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)"

"In the spirit of halloween.... why did the witch divorce her husband ? Because he had a hollow weiner"

"I wonder if women in China complain that all guys are the same."

"I think people who use ""go fly a kite"" as an insult don't really understand kites or insults."