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Joke of the Day
"The problem with Chris Brown jokes is . . . He always beats you to the punch."
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"That redheaded snowboarder is pretty good, but he could be even better if he did some of his wacky prop comedy on the slopes."
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"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"