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Joke of the Day
"Dark jokes are like food. Not everyone gets it."
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"How was my engagement the same as my divorce? In the end, I settled."
"What do you call the entrance you come through from hell to get into heaven? The Glory Hole"
"Q: What's a conservative? A: A liberal who made it through adolescence."
"i've never seen a girl under 21 whose iphone screen wasn't cracked."
"I used to piss myself when I stood in front of my 3rd grade class. It costed me my teaching career..."
"Whenever I cut a zucchini I like to pretend that I'm the Hulk's rabbi."
"How can you tell that a straight pin is confused? Just look at it. It's headed in one direction and pointed in the other."
"I like my coffee, how I like my slaves. free"
"Roses are Red Roses are red I'm feeling elated I'm doing Gisele My balls are deflated"