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Joke of the Day
"A girl asked me if I would like to see her pussy... ...and then she showed me her cat!"
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"A one-liner based on what happened to me at work. An insect landed in my beverage, now I'm feeling a bit fly-tea."
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"My friend bet me $5 that I couldn't tell a joke and sneeze... ...at the same time. I tried and tried but finally realized that I'd bitten off more than I could aaaachhooo."
"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"