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Joke of the Day

"Porn is the Kevin Bacon of the internet. No matter what site you go to, it's no more than 6 clicks away."

"[Dark Humor] Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline [Probally heard this but it's worth a shot]"

"I dream of a day when my toddler can poop and the entire neighborhood doesn't have to hear her say she's done."

"Donald Trumps favorite movie is E. T. Because the fucking alien went back home!"

"""Boo!"" -- cow with a cold"

"The horn quit working in my truck, so I'm hanging out of the window revving this chainsaw at pedestrians."

"Why don black people go on cruises? Pssshh, they're not falling for that one again."

"What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my cock up your ass."

"First Executive Order: All pornstars must now be blonde."

"ME: let me be frank DAD: [eyes widen] ME: and if you say hi Frank I'm dad, I'm gonna be real pissed DAD: fair enough GonnaBeRealPissed"