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Joke of the Day

"Porn is the Kevin Bacon of the internet. No matter what site you go to, it's no more than 6 clicks away."

"Two pubes sat on a toilet seat...nsfw One says to the other, ""how long are we going to stay here?"" The other says ""dunno, till we get pissed off I suppose""."

"Fun Fact: For the cost of a dozen red roses, you could also get a dozen beers and a dozen wings at happy hour. Prob even pay for parking too"

"I have a dog with no legs. His name is Cigarette because I have to take him out for a drag."

"Hey single ladies, you want a boyfriend? Easy! Learn to shut the fuck up and dramatically lower your standards!"

"Math Problem Q: If the the radius of a pizza is *z* and its width is *a*, what is the pizza's volume? A: (pi)(z)(z)(a)"

"Women are just like an oven before you stick any cake batter in them, you have to preheat."

"missy the lost cat http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html"

"I joined a nudist colony in Canada. To be honest, I'm starting to get cold feet."

"You say pervert with a telescope. I say biological astronomer."