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Joke of the Day

"I just had the thought ""pfft. Your father can't die before you are born,"" and I believed it for a full minute. Because I'm smert."

"A hipster so cool he is reading a tree"

"Reddit, Facebook and Twitter should merge into one company called Bridge. To bring more awareness to Bridge Trolls"

"Why is it called PMS? ""Mad Cow Disease"" was already taken."

"What does a house wear? Address!"

"What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear."

"The Duke ordered his subjects not to dig tunnels beneath his land but the King gave them permission to do so, He felt undermined."

"SEA LION 1: ""More like shark *weak* amirite?"" SEA LION 2: ""Hahaha"" SHARK: ""Hey guys, what ya watching?"" [Sea lions jump onto ceiling fan]"

"For every selfie you take, the universe throws another rock at our planet."

"What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face? Cafe"