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Joke of the Day

"What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled? He made the World Trade Center disappear."

"What did the Hand say to the Penis when they first met.... Nice to beat you!"

"I really could use some steroids. My balls are just way too big."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alpaca ! Alpaca who ? Alpaca picnic lunch !"

"Shockingly True What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"I wanted to be a Ninja, so I googled ""Ninja school"" I followed the link to their website, and it said ""Page cannot be found"" WOW, these motherfuckers are good."

"I got sick from the Mexican ice cream shop... I got helladiarrhia."

"Spicy Pickup Line If I had a can of salt, I'd assault you. But all I have is cumin."

"I Once Tried to Break the World Record for Most Records Broken Suffice to say, the employees at Village Music World were not happy with me."

"The best thing about gay bars is that if someone turns their back to you it's not necessarily a bad thing"