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Joke of the Day
"What does a house wear? Address!"
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"I've been hearing noises in the house for a while now and while Twitter was down last night I discovered I have a wife!"
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"I heard a joke about corn the other day. It was amaizeing"
"are you a cat because i'm feline a connection between us"
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"What do you call A man doing Laundry? Non-existent"
"Why was Noah such a compelling character? He had a good ark."
"Them: Hi. I'm happy to meet you. Me: Hi. I'm awkward and already trying to find a way out of this conversation."
"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."