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Joke of the Day

"If a beagle can't play a bugle in the marching band what's his other favorite instrument to play? A trombone."

"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"

"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."

"I get Bi with a little help from my friends."

"How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match"

"Is that a sweet potato in your pants, or are you just oddly shaped?"

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!"

"A Mexican walks into work..."

"You can say what you want about pedophiles... but at least they drive slowly thru school zones"