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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a pot head with down syndrome? A bongoloid."

"I was given a recipe book for roadkill recently I collected some roadkill and followed the recipe. It tasted good but I have no idea what to do with his bike."

"*Walks in late to dinner* I see fed people."

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"saying ""we won"" after watching a sports game is like saying ""we played really well"" after watching a concert"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate the headphone jack."

"What comes after 69? Mouthwash."

"Yoy can't write an essay overnight You can't write an essay overnight but you have to in 30 minutes for a test."

"I dont mean to sound racist, but why is my baby black? *doctor sighs for like 3 mins* ""Sir, its an ultrasound"" *Seinfeld bass riff for days*"

"The Dallas gunman was a bit late. I know he wanted red whites in blue, but the 4th of July was like a week and a half ago."