165830
Joke of the Day
"How do you burn a lot of calories at once? Douse a fat person with gasoline and light a match"
Next Joke
"I know Jeb Bush will be President... because I bought a bag of Oreo cookies today."
"What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before? A key."
"An assistant to a company's offices in Karnataka found the title on his business card embarrassingly abbreviated. ""Mysore Ass."""
"What do you call a snobbish thief walking down the stairs? A condescending con descending."
"What do you get when you cross a lima bean with a Soviet? A Lenintil..."
"If you see a dentist get shot and hes bleeding out, just casually mention how he needs to floss more so he doesnt bleed out like that"
"What did Bernie Sanders say when he found a dead body at a Democratic Party meeting to select candidates and decide policy? ""Oh god, a caucus!"" ^^^cuz ^^^he ^^^has ^^^a ^^^new ^^^england ^^^accent"
"Trump has a change of heart and brings Hillary to his administration As Ambassador to Libya"
"How do you make gold soup? You use 14 carrots."