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Joke of the Day

"<<BREAKING NEWS>> Apple has decided to cancel the children's iPod. Apparently iTouch kids isn't a good product name."

"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."

"""What do we want?"" ""A cure for ADHD!"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Squirrel!"""

"Hi I'm Charlie Brown, the depressed 10-year-old who can't kick a football. I'd like to talk to you for a second about insurance"

"I recently bought some shoes from my drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"If I went to the capitol of South Korea with my Australian girlfriend Would that make her my Seoul-Mate?"

"I'm 100 percent against animal cruelty. Nothing makes me sadder than when my dog makes fun of me."

"Why is it so easy to fool an octopus? They're all suckers."

"Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He drank his coffee before it was cool."

"A catholic priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar He orders a beer"