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Joke of the Day
"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."
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"What is a dog lover's favorite cookie? Keebler"
"How long is the flight? A Polish man calls up an airline. ""How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?"" ""One minute..."" ""Thank you."" *click*"
"Slot twist: That USB drive goes in the other way. Turn it over"
"What's the difference between you and mallard with a cold? One's a sick dick, and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother is a whore. -SNL reruns-"
"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One's a Goodyear. The other's a great year."
"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"
"I'm starting a prostitution ring for ex-cops.... I'm calling it Fuck The Police."
"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One-to hold the bulb to the socket while the world revolves around them."
"How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for? Pound an alarm"