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Joke of the Day

"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"

"I'm starting to think people are having babies solely for the Facebook likes."

"[first date] Me: don't let her know you're a lizard Her: why did you just say that? Me: (gets scared and loses my tail but I grow a new one)"

"remember when we were younger and we all thought 'bob' was a really common name but how many bobs do u actually know"

"I am creating a new airline called 'The Wife'... Crash proof... It will never go down."

"What's the difference between a tiny penis and a joke? My date didn't laugh at my jokes."

"What is Shrek's most annoying problem? Swamp Ass."

"Went out to play Pokemon Go, found the meaning of life. It's Golbat."

"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"

"An average teenage boy nowadays has seen more naked women than all of their ancestors put together."