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Joke of the Day
"Q. What's the best way to force a man to do sit ups? A. Put the remote control between his toes."
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"Like my nana used to always say, ""screen shots say more about the person sharing them than anything else"""
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"
"I bet the government is behind all these conspiracy theories."
"I played Lady Gaga at Texas hold 'em. I lost because I fucking suck at cards."
"The truth will set you free. Unless Chuck Norris has you, in which case, forget it buddy!"
"Q: What is the one thing you will never hear a man say? A: Her tits are just too big."
"$10 says some idiot is gonna hear the word Ebola and think ""that'd be a great name for my new baby!"""
"What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn? Oinkment!"