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Joke of the Day

"What if all conspiracy theories are started by the government in order to cover up what they're really doing?"

"I'm allergic to football fields They send me into NFLactic shock."

"What are Mario's overalls made of Denim, Denim, Denim"

"How do you discipline a pet rock? You hit rock bottom"

"I hate it when girls say the wrong name during sex They know my name isn't someone help"

"Giraffes were invented in 1780 when three horses accidentally swallowed a ladder"

"Developers don't spoon their SO They fork them."

"If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel."

"The one redeeming thing about wearing a Women's Size 10 shoe is that everyone naturally assumes my dick is enormous."

"How many nuns can a nunchuck chuck if a nunchuck could chuck nuns? Nun."