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Joke of the Day
"I played Lady Gaga at Texas hold 'em. I lost because I fucking suck at cards."
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"Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
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"Need to have a talk about drugs with my 14 year old son because my regular connection just dried up. -Danny Zucker"
"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."
"Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football."
"What's the different between a pilot and a pepperoni pizza? I give a shit when my pizza is burnt."
"Why did tigger look in the toilet... He was looking for Pooh"
"So now that corporations are people... McDonalds just became the first corporation diagnosed with a disease... Aspbergers"
"What's the best way to get a redditors attention?"