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Joke of the Day
"What did the suicide bomber ask his son? ""What do you want to be when you blow up?"""
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"What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !"
"I wonder how long it took Lincoln to decide that just saying ""87 years"" wasn't nearly hip enough."
"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"
"A Native American man walks into a hotel in Las Vegas. The receptionist asks, ""Do you have a reservation?"""
"What happens after an alligator commits a crime? You call an investigator"
"What kind of person do people hate moving in next to them that starts with an 'N' and ends with an 'r'? [NSFW] A 'neighbor,' you racist fuck!"
"Never laugh at a toddlers joke unless you want to hear it repeated 425 more times."
"2015: I can't believe people think the dress is blue and black 2016: I hope the human race doesn't destroy itself forever in violent chaos"
"My neighbour said I'm not allowed to feed the baby raccoons living in their shed. I wonder if they'd prefer left over chicken to sandwiches"