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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Jew with the pH level of 1? Hacidic!"
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"Be alert The world needs more lerts."
"What do you mean dinosaurs didn't have titties?! *throws my camera on the ground and causes a scene as I leave the museum *"
"Why did they pull a lawsuit against the spa for their wax treatment? It was a ripoff."
"In the movie Titanic it always bugged me that she stayed on the raft when clearly she had more body fat for warmth."
"What is it called when an old priest and a nun having sex both crap in the bed? Holy fucking shit."
"What do you call an islander killed by a car? Polygon (sorry)"
"Looking for a nice, wholesome girl I can bring home to mom. She only dates nice, wholesome girls"
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