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Joke of the Day

"Why is the galley the safest place to be on a capsizing ship? Because everything but the kitchen sinks. =D ^(I feel dirty)"

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"Always remember these 2 words in your life which will open many doors to you. Push and pull."
"How does Mike Tyson say hatred? Hate Thread!"
"Dance like no one is watching you while secretly videotaping to later be posted on YouTube so you become the latest worldwide laughing stock"
"Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!"
"""That chicken died for you"" - how I get my kids to eat chicken"
"Romeo possum: [kissing] You're so hot Juliet possum: [plays dead] Romeo possum: Not cool, babe"
"I love 2-packs of Coors Thug life."
"Bill Clinton is working at a newsstand. A woman asks him ""How can I buy the New York Times?"" He replies ""Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it."
"Why was the broom late? It overswept!"
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