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Joke of the Day
"What's the hardest part about being a pedophile? just trying to fit in."
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"Did you hear about the guy that threw away a duck? He got down in the dumps."
"Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football."
"What's the difference between Santa and Jewish Santa? One goes down the chimney, the other goes up."
"You are not as bad as people say, you are much, much worse."
"I recently saw a movie about nuts and bolts..... The plot was riveting!"
"Hey, Sean Bean, it's either pronounced Shaun Baun or Seen Bean. You can't have it both ways."
"Besides those glaring flaws that I choose to ignore, I don't know what's wrong with me."
"Why did the chicken soup cross the road? Because it was down hill!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby ! Baby who ? Baby love my baby love.... !"