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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... She makes Chow Yun-Thin. (sorry..reddit)"

"TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]"

"Try to eat 70,000 small meals a day to keep your metabolism on its toes."

"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummi bear."

"A man enters a party and says ""Is anybody here named Jeff?"" Jeff raised his hand and said ""Yes."" Geoff raised his hand and said ""Yeos."""

"Have you ever seen something and just wanted to devour it? Anyways I lost my job as a gynecologist today."

"I'm not sure about you guys, but I'm pretty sure if she can sell seashells by the sea shore, she also has pretty big boobs."

"What do you call a made-up orange? Pulp Fiction!"

"How is there not an STD Clinic called, ""Clap on Clap off""?"

"It's weird to me that the shortened version of Charles is ""Chuck"". I mean, what the Farles is that about?"