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Joke of the Day

"FDR hates cripple humor He can't stand it"

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"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"I read a metalworking book on how to attach two pieces of sheet metal together. The story was riveting."
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"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."
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"People keep accusing me of using the wrong words in my sentences. It's like everyone in my life has turned into a grandma nazi."
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