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Joke of the Day
"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
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"I put the ____ in a much larger segment of _____________________."
"Why did the shit-kicker cross the road? To use his rich neighbor's outhouse."
"I'm the first to review a series of roads that have no left turns ... ... it's alright."
"To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night, I'm not letting you out!"
"If I was Jennifer Lawrence, I'd see which laws I could ignore. Start with going behind the counter at Starbucks, work my way up to murder."
"I bet when something really awesome happens to a dung beetle they say ""Oh, shit!"""
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"I Like My Bed Like I Like My Women Tight, neat, and wrinkle free"
"Only dead fish go with the flow."