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Joke of the Day

"What did the gingerbread man say during sex? I'm gonna crumb!"

"Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don't work."

"We save women and children first because the dads have to make sure all the lights are off and the thermostat is set appropriately."

"What did the Chinaman cleaning the rotisserie say to the crestfallen window shopper? No Peking!"

"Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze. My 8 y/o daughter told me this joke."

"People who say ""you can run but you can't hide"" have never played hide & seek with me.. or seen me run."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? THATS NOT FUNNY (must yell it)"

"I'm going to have to sit my mom down Apparently she has had sex with everyone on xbox live."

"Why don't ghosts play sports? Boo!"

"I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood."