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Joke of the Day
"What do a midget and a dwarf have in common? Very little."
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"Why did the kleptomaniac dislike the insultingly boisterous man with a cleft palate? He couldn't take any more lip!"
"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."
"A cow walks into a bar n."
"Noah had a younger brother called Rick who just built a speedboat and saved 9 cheetahs"
"How can you tell if a gay person is dead? Check pulse"
"New dog So I brought this new dog home that I got from a blacksmith yesterday. As soon as we got home it made a bolt for the door."
"Me: you're like heroin. Her: Why? Because you're addicted to me? Me: No, because you're ruining my life."
"What is a Mexicans favorite band? Hispanic at the Disco"
"Anytime a religious organization follows me I just assume I'm being used as a case study/example and they are praying super hard."