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Joke of the Day
"When your iPod stops working, it floats. Because it doesn't sync."
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"Why are pedophiles so annoying? they're just fucking immature assholes"
"So a guy comes into my bar for a beer... I give it to him and he says, ""Hey! There's a fly in this!"" Embarrassed I look and say, ""Oh no, that's just Gnatty Lite."""
"Guess who I ran into today, Billy. ""Who, dad?"" Your dog, son. I hit your dog with the car."
"Waiter! Oh Waiter! Yes, I`d like to know if I have earned any CashBack Reward`sTM with the purchase of my farm fresh miniature cucumber plate"
"math and sex math is like sex you add the people, subtract the clothes, you divide and hope you don't multiply."
"Why are homeless people always laughing? Because they crack themselves up!"
"Told my wife that Hooters is an owl rescue sanctuary where I'm doing important volunteer work."
"when nothing goes right... go left"
"I'm not an alcoholic, an alcoholic NEEDS a drink... I already have one"