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Joke of the Day
"Why are homeless people always laughing? Because they crack themselves up!"
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"Joe Biden is in the White House kitchen right now licking every piece of silverware and putting them back in the drawer"
"Why are men are like public toilets? The good ones are taken, the rest are full of shit."
"I just waited on hold 47 minutes for a tech that sounds like he learned English from a Furby."
"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."
"A younger chimp asks one of his elders what's a conditioned reflex. The older chimp says: ""When I press this red button an idiot in a white coat will open that door and bring us some bananas."""
"The airline managed to lose the in-laws luggage, but not the in-laws. *sigh*"
"How do really crazy people get through the forest? Via the psycho path."
"Why do Canadians call alcohol anonymous triple A? AA, Eh"
"""I need you to tie my poop together."" ""What? You've gotta be kidding me!"" ""No, I shit, you knot."""