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Joke of the Day

"Waiter! Oh Waiter! Yes, I`d like to know if I have earned any CashBack Reward`sTM with the purchase of my farm fresh miniature cucumber plate"

"Why are Mexicans called spics? Because they spic spanish."

"A tank and a snake are having a heated argument when the snake says ""Shut up! You got penis on your face!"" to which the tank replies ""You got face on your penis!"""

"How did Jared lose 30 pounds? He dumped his girlfriend."

"Did you hear the joke about german sausage? It's the wurst!"

"CIA finally succeeded in killing Fidel Castro Using the innovative 'Old age' technique"

"Holding a friend's phone for her. Just texted ""put a ring on it"" to five random male names. Stay tuned."

"Hangs a sign on front door that says ""Robbery in progress - Please do not disturb"" to deter burglars"

"My hamster died as he lived... in the microwave."

"Hey guys. Stop touching your wife's pregnant belly in pictures. We get it, you came in her."