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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an English teacher who used to have anxiety? Past tense."
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"Why is it the the people who drink the most Red Bull are the people who seem to have the least going on?"
"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
"Me: I am sad, we don't have any cookie crumble for my ice cream. Wife: lots of things make me sad, like being married to a giant man baby"
"What part of the body does a woman never move while dancing Her bowels"
"We should all give Earth a one star rating on TripAdvisor so hostile aliens won't want to come here."
"I tried to get team shirts for a sailing camp I'm going on But I just couldn't get the idea to stay afloat"
"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."
"What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters? It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC."
"My wife fave birth to our daughter yesterday. She was born with jaundice So there she was - small round and yellow. We called her *melon*-y"