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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
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"A horse walks into a bar Several people got up and left at the potential danger in the situation."
"The BBC are setting up a theme park and asked the public what BBC show concept they would most like to ride. The number one survey response was simply... ""Benedict Cumberbatch."""
"[JOB INTERVIEW] {Don't let them know you're a tectonic plate} ""What would you say is your biggest fault?"" San Andreas?"
"How many Marines does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing."
"Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen."
"What medicine would you give an ill ant ? Antibiotics !"
"What has 9 arms and still sucks? Def Leppard"
"Fun new prank: Walk into a busy restaurant and call out the name of a rare Pokemon."
"See You Next Tuesday What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U & N in-between? A coconut!"