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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney Houston's best kind of coordination? Hand EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE"
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"English people smh... 75% of English people do not know the opposites to these words. Always Coming From Take Me Down"
"What's large, gray, wrinkly, and not important? An irrelephant."
"Q: What did Obi-Wan say to Luke at the breakfast table? A: ""Use the fork, Luke."""
"I once farted in the Apple Store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows"
"Still feel bad for not considering that Dr. Pepper might be a woman."
"Boss: Isn't your new job kind of a [stifling laughter] sideways move? Crab: [to HR person] see this is what I'm talking about"
"Political analyst said the way to defeat ISIS is to cripple them financially so maybe we can sneak into Syria and build them a Whole Foods."
"It's been a tough year for gluten farmers."
"Why are there no pictures of Ted Cruz holding a baby? They always turn out blurry from him shaking them."