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Joke of the Day

"Q: What's the ultimate embarrassment for a blonde? A: When her ben-wa balls set off the airport metal detector."

"Last week I dropped my camera into the toilet The pictures were even shittier than usual"

"What's the difference between Joan Crawford and an abortion doctor ? When Joan used a coat-hanger on Cheryl, she was already out of the womb."

"5 out of 6 scientists feel Russian Roulette is safe"

"HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON 1) Put a saddle on it 2) Get on 3) Oh god it's destroying the village with fire 4) WHY DIDN'T I GET A CAT INSTEAD?!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Dad."

"damn girl are you my old Gamecube? because for some reason i cant turn you on anymore but we used to have alot of fun"

"wife: ""just break it to him gently"" me: ""ok ill try"" [tucking son in bed] me: [opening story book] ""once upon a time your grandma's dead"""

"<-- Pops double collar and eats hamburger with a fork and knife"

"What does a gay horse eat? Haaayyyy"