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Joke of the Day
"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"
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"Just checked my Farmville for the first time in a year. It's now a Walmart."
"I was raised by my father.. He's schizophrenic but he's good people."
"In the Walking Dead how and when does the cop guy find time to clean, iron, and press his uniform during the zombie apocalypse?"
"Reddit is like a shiny, new penny... It's fun to look but completely worthless! - Edit: Wow, front page! :D Edit 2: Oh crap, nvm. I was still on the new submissions page lol. forever alone"
"Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!"
"A drunk man walks into a bakery... He approaches the baker and says ""I fucked your mother!"" On which the baker replies ""Go home dad"""
"When People Tell Me to Get a Life I take theirs."
"HR: What are some of your strengths? Me: Shifting the blame HR: That's a horrible reply Me: No, your question was! HR: Wow, you're good!"
"It's hard to find true love these days. Even Charles Manson's fiance wanted him for his body."